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 Salesman for Marketing

 

Author.  Shahenshah Alam Gir.

I am on a mission to help 1 million people with my blog.

 


The question is, what is Marketing?

 

Chalu ek story sunaty hn.

 


Ek bar ek lrkai newspaper ka ek article hath m liay  nokari ka interview dene gya. Nokari ke liay salesman ki zaroorat thi MBA
 lrka chaiy tha. Wo waiting room ja kr beth gya jb us ki bari aii tu usy ander bula lia gya,  manager ne poucha  you want to become a salesman.  Us lrke ne kha yes sir m ek salesman bnna chata hn.  Manager ne bola show me your Boi data.  Lrke ne bola ye lejiay meri file .   Ab manager ne jab Boi data dekha tu wo 12th pass lrka nikla.   Is per manager na kha, ap ne shyed theq se humara article parha nhi humko salesman ke liay MBA pass chaiy .     (Ab lrka rha ho ga humari trhn Khurafati )  us ne kha Hazur maal bechna ha ya MBA chaiy.  Tu manager ne bola chaiy tu MBA, leqin maal bhi bechna ha .   lrke ne kha, ek bat boliy sir G, maal bechna ha ya MBA chaiy…   Manager ne bola maal bechna ha ,  Tu us ne bola rkh lo phir mughy maal na biky tu nikal denaa. Tankha tu ap ne ek month bad deni ha mughy.  Lrke ka confidence dekh kr manager ne socha essa banda phli bar takraya ha jo itne confidence se bool rha ha .  Tu  7 departmental store the un logo ke, un m se ek jo sub se kharab chal rha tha whan lrke ko bheg dia. R store per kh dia ke kal se ek new salesman ay ga . lrka ponch gya .

 

Half month ka sales report atta tha us manager ke pas.  15 din ki all departmental store ki report aai us manager ke ps.   Tu us ne dekha ke ua store ki report bhi baki tamam stores ke brabar aai ha, jhan per new lrke ko bheja tha. Tu manager heran ho gya ke phly tu is store ki sales kam atti thi tu ab kesy zyada aa gy .  tu manager ne us store per call ki, ke bhai itni sales kesy ho gy .   tu agy ser store manager ne kha  Hazurrr yee kiss ko bhega ha . manager ne poucha  Q kia hoa?  Tu store wale ne kha ye tu bss bechy ja rha ha. Bechy ja rha ha.  Kn si University se parh ke aya ha? Kahn se MBA kia ha is ne?      Manager ne bola kia kr rha ha ye lrka?. Tu store wale ne bola Hazur bta bhi nhi sqty khud aa kr dekhu.  Tu  manager bhi preshan ke akhir kr kia rha ha ye  lrka . tha tu sirf FSc. pass.   Ye sub sunne ke bad chup chap manager  store per ponch gya.

 

  R jate hi chup kr ke table ke pechy khara ho gya . r us ne dekha ke ek lrka jo sirf 12th pass ha  ek business (man)  ko Fish pakrne wala Kanta bech rha ha,   oyye hooe (lrka)  Sir beautiful kanta, is ki stick kabhi tooti hi nhi aj tk, ek bar is m fish phans gy tu us ka baap bhi nhi nikal aqta.  : lrka lga khara tha tareefe krne mn . tu us man ne boal OK. i will take ti . how much.   Lrke ne bola only Sir Rs.600.  Tu jesy hi Man ne Ok. bola tu lrke ne counter per awaz lgai,  Pack kr Oyeee.    packing chalu  R manager ye sub table ke pechy khara ho ke dekh rha ha.   Ab wo Man jane lga tu us lrke ne bola excuse me Sir. tu Man ne bola ab kia ha, lrka bola,  kante ko fish milay gi nhi  us ke liay fish food chaiy, R humary pas jo food ha wo research kr ke bnna ha .  is ki smell sungh ke fish door se kante ke ps ay gi, fish ko yesi khana acha lgta ha . is se ap ko wait nhi krna pry ga fish khud ba  khud is ke pas ay gi our phans gy gi.  Ye sun kar Man ne bola very intelligent boy, how much for this?  Only  Rs.200  sir.  Us ne bola Ok. i will take ti. Lrke ne awaz lgai   Pack kr Oyeee.   Ab packing chalu ha r manager khara dekh rha ha .  Man jane lga, lrke ne bola excuse me Sir,  Man ne bola what now? Lrke ne bola  Sir ap ke shose kitny achy hn pani m ye khrab ho gy ge jb ap fishing kry ge . why  you dont take rubber shoes.  humary pas sub se achay shoes sub se kam keemat per hn .  only Rs.250 pair .  Man ne bola well done boy how intelligent you are  i will take it .   lrka bola   Pack kr oyeee.  Manager pechy khara dekh rha ha , ye lrka akhir kr kia rha ha. kanta bhi gya food bhi gya ab shoes bhi gy .   Man jesy hi uth kr agy barha lrka bola excuse me Sir.  Man bola What now . lrka bola  Sir. ap ki skin itani whita ha, itna goora rang ha ap ka dhoop m bethu ge tu ap ki skin khrab ho gy gi. Bhar chill chillati dhoop ha  ap ek umbrella Q nhi khareed lete. We have the best quality  only Rs.300.  Man bola  how intelligent boy you are  OK. i will take it .  Pack kr oyeee.     Manager ye sub dekhta hoa preshan khara rha . lrka us Man ke sath counter per aya  man sama lene lga tu lrka bola excuse me Sir . man bola kia hoa . lrka .   sir  fish ka kia ha, wo kitny der m ay gi    1 ghanta 2 ghanty ap ese hi free bethy rhy ge . kunna ap kuch khane ke liay le lo . ap ka din bhi acha guzar gy ga . Man bola  sai kha how intelligent you are  ok. I will take it.  Pack kr oyeee  packing chalu ha zoor shoor se . ab manager khara dekh rha ha ye lrka kr kia rha ha . kante se khani sharu hoi thi phir umbella per aai R ab khana bhi bech dia. .  

Ab Man jane lga is se phly ke lrka bolta excuse me sir, manager table ke pechy se bhr aya r zoor se bola  Ab bs kr jane de us ko ab R kitna bechy ga?  ye sun kr lrka ruk gya   Itny m Man chala gya

Manager ne lrke ke kandhy per halh rkha R kha I am proud of you   how intelligent you are . ek admi kanta khardeny aya tha R tu ne us ko itna sara saman betch dia. Kamal kr dia,   lrek ne bola kn sa kanta wo bola jb m aya tha tu tu kanta bech rha tha, lrka bola nhi nhi wo tu Newspaper lene aya tha.  tu m ne bola sunday ka din ha akhbar kia parhu ge, ja kr fishing Q nhi krty. 

 

My friends this is Marketing?

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